Not Perfect, But Better

My family moved into a new home December 31, 2012.  Not a brand new, just built house but a new to us house.  It was actually built in 1975, making it my age.  I think it may be aging better than I am actually.  We love this house.  We waited 7 years for this house and had to over many, many obstacles to get this house.  However, it seems the only thing that was ever upgraded in this house was the carpet and paint.  We have vintage golden rod yellow in two bathrooms and the kitchen and some weird green-blue in another bathroom.  When we moved in the carpet was a pristine, very, very, very light beige.  The walls are also a very, very, very light beige. So, for what ever reasons, the previous owner had seen it fit to install carpet that is impossible for anyone to maintain, other than a obsessive-compulsive person without children or pets.  I have a St. Bernard and a six-year old.  They like dirt.  Heck, I am a gardener, I like dirt.  Most of our carpet is now a light dirt brown color, although parts of it are a dark dirt brown color.  Parts of the carpet that had furniture immediately placed over it remain pristine.  Instead of making me happy, I find it depressing because then I can see EXACTLY how much we have destroyed the carpet in 5 short months (Actually 4 months, 26 days and 20 hours). I am sure the walls would be similar if we could walk on them but luckily we can't, so only certain areas are turning dirt brown and it is easier to keep up with those spots than the wall to wall carpeting.   Let me just say that the flooring situation in this house is far from perfect!  If I had the budget, I would rip it all out and replace it with something very sturdy, in a color that hides dirt (i.e., dirt brown) and was easy to clean.  Buuuuttt, do not currently have a renovation budget.  We have a "what can we figure out that will keep me from losing my mind and doesn't cost a lot of money" budget.  That primarily involved waiting until something shows up at Goodwill, Craigslist or Habitat for Humanity Restore that improves our home and costs less than $50.  If you haven't already done so, I suggest that you check out both, or what ever the equivalent in your area is, because I have found some amazing stuff.  I found a pristine toilet for $15 at Habitat for Humanity Restore.  Good-bye ugly yellow.  Now I am on the hunt for another toilet, tub and 2 sinks.  But, back to my carpet!  The worst area is the stairways.  It is a split level house and the front door opens to the stairs.  Up to the main floor or down to the daylight basement.  Dirty dog and daughter = gross stairs.  I can't afford to make it perfect (hardwood with a durable carpet runner, perhaps?) but I figured I could make it better.  I happened upon brand new hall way runners at Goodwill.  They had 3 of the same pattern that could be pieced together to cover my stairway.  So, that is what we did.  Or mainly, my husband did.  I dictate projects, he does the bulk of the work.  It's a good deal.  And the project turned out good too!  It's not perfect, you can see where we pieced together the rugs and if you look closely you can see the nails we used.  However, it is better.  It hides the dirt, it adds traction (sock on carpeted stairs are dangerous!) and covered up the carpet we ruined. So, I can feel good that we (my husband) made an improvement.  I could be dissatisfied that it isn't "exactly" what I wanted.  But that would be disregarding the progress we made and creating a "fail-fail" situation.  It was a "fail" to have the ugly carpet but the improvement would also be a "fail" because I labeled it "not good enough" because it wasn't "perfect."  So, my attitude would create unhappiness no matter what. Thinking this way in any area soon leads to a "why bother?" attitude.  If you can't achieve perfection, and consider that failure, then everything will be a failure (or almost everything).  This often makes pursuit of perfection crippling.  Humans are motivated to avoid failure and will avoid activities that lead to that outcome.  Then we don't try new activities or new solutions to our situation.  However, there is no absolute when it comes to failure or success, it is all in how you view it.  If you focus on making progress, focus on making the situation better, there is no such thing as failure.  Even if something doesn't work out as expected, you are still learning about the situation and can then approach again, only better informed.  If the stair runner hadn't turned out well, that is not a failure, that is more information on how to improve when I try again.  Well, I am reconsidering, there is a such thing as failure.  Failure comes by not trying.  This brings to mind a quote by the author J.K. Rowling " It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might have well not lived at all, in which case you have failed by default." (Just in case you have been living under a rock for the last decade and a half, she wrote the Harry Potter books).  So, you can try to avoid being unsuccessful at something by doing nothing, and fail by default.  Or you can try something, possibly screw it up and try again.  Eventually, your efforts will lead to better.  And better is better than perfection.

If you would like to read more about this topic, please check out the book "Mindset: The New Psychology of Success" by Carol Dweck.  It is available on amazon.com.

Hyperemesis Awareness Day 2013

I wrote this while pregnant and suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. It was written August 29, 2006

I have met the devil...

and his name is Hyperemesis Gravidarum (HG). If it is not truely the devil himself, then it is a least one of the devil's spawn. What is this hideous monster you ask? Well, I am here to tell you! Here is an "official" definition:HG is a debilitating and potentially life-threatening pregnancy disease marked by rapid weight loss, malnutrition, and dehydration due to unrelenting nausea and/or vomiting with potential adverse consequences for the newborn(s).

However, this really does not seem to do it justice. A survior's definition is as follows:

Although approximately 80 percent of pregnant women experience morning sickness, hyperemesis gravidarum, the evil sister of morning sickness, strikes only one percent of all pregnancies. It is a rare and dangerous complication characterized by relentless vomiting (usually upwards of ten times daily) and severe, constant nausea. If not treated effectively, dehydration and malnutrition can threaten the well-being of both mother and unborn baby.

This seems more like it but still the words don't really do it justice. I don't have a concise definition of this pregnancy complication, I am too busy coping to codify. Nonetheless, I still have some things I'd like to say about it. It is like have the flu with motion sickness with some elements of a migraine. I call it mutant morning sickness. This disease doesn't just harm my ability to eat and drink, it wreaks havok on all my bodily systems. Not only that, the ways in which is screws with my ability to eat and drink don't follow a pattern or seem to have any rules. My symptoms/bodily experiences:
-Cannot drink water at all
-Cannot shower or bathe without getting sick
-Severe motion sickness (I can't even walk to the bathroom without getting sick)
-Hypersensivity to light and sounds (I had to change the ring on my cell phone because the sound of it made me want to vomit)
-Dehydration (although I am doing better with this since I discovered Vitamin Water, a health-type drink and popcicles)
-Frequent nausea
-Frequent vomiting (I went 19 days without vomitting, then I relapsed last week and seem to be getting worse again the last couple of days)
-Occasionally, I blow out blood vessels around my eyes because of the force of the vomitting
-I also occasionally loose control of my bladder while vomitting, which is not all that uncommon among women with this disease, much to my relief.
-Random food cravings and food aversions. For a while, all I could eat was chicken and rice soup, not the thought of chicken and rice soup makes me sick. I used to eat healthy but now the only things I can stomach are high statch and high grease.

I have never felt more physically miserable in my life. The sad thing is that I am not as sick as many other women with this illness. It could be worse! There are at least some foods I can eat, unlike some women who have no choice but to get food through IV's. Being bed ridden, no matter what the reason is completely demoralizing, so I have to contend with my depression, as well. Although, emotionally, I have felt worse and I am trying really hard not have this labeled the most emotionally miserable time of my life. My "bad" days consist of crying and vomitting. My "good" days consist of crying, reading and surfing the internet. My "excellent" days I am able to check in with a client or do some paperwork (which seems to be ever present, even when I am not seeing clients). Aside from being stuck at home, I am sad that I am not able to enjoy being pregnant. I know that even "normal" pregnancies are uncomfortable but "normal" pregnant women haven't had the joy stolen from them. My pregnancy makes me sick and if I weren't on medication, it could make me deathly ill. That doesn't create a lot of warm fuzzy feelings. Some women with HG get angry at their unborn child, I am not, I am angry at my body. For some reason, my body reacts to pregnancy similar to how it would react to being poisoned. So, I pretty much feel that I am getting ripped off. I am also getting ripped off because I will not have any other children than this one I am carrying. I may adopt but the option to have additional biological children has been taken from me because being pregnant is basically dangerous for me. The conventional wisdom is that every pregnancy is different, so I should be safe to try again. That is not true. The odds of me having a pregnancy just like this one, if not worse is 70%. And that my friends, is not gambling odds as far as I am concerned. Some women choose to get pregnant knowing that they will have HG and decide it is worth it. I am not going to do this again. I realize that my child isn't born yet and actually having my child will change the way in which I view my suffering. Even so, I am not going to do this again. We have one shot and it better go well because I will not be pregnant again. All my eggs are in this basket and we are out of luck if we drop the basket. If Hugh and I want more children we will either adopt or find a surrogate for the pregnancy. Finding peace of mind is very difficult right now and knowing I am only going to do this once brings me a sliver of peace. For now, I focus on one day at a time and try to quell my anxiety about no income. A lot women improve in their 2nd trimester to the point of being able to have a "normal" life again. I am hoping and praying that is the case for me. The sooner the devil stops dancing in my innards, the better!

You Can Never Plan These Things Part II

Shzung, upon returning home.

So, after being certain that Shzung was consumed by some rabid, wild beast roaming our new property, she has graced us with her presence again!  Hugh thought he saw her one evening around midnight.  Given that he was sober, has 20/20 vision with out corrective lenses and not prone to hallucinations, I had to believe him.  What a shock!  Usually, when cats disappear they have gone over the "rainbow bridge," so to speak.  However, she was elusive and I didn't see her for another two weeks.  Once I saw her, I thought it would be a simple matter to pick her up and bring her into the house.  But, I forgot about cats and plans.  Specifically, that cats don't care about my plans.  So, we put out food, we called her in sweet voices, we let her daughter cats out to see her.  I employed every strategy I could think of.  She would have none of it.  This went on for a month and a half!!  Quick sightings followed by an empty food dish.  Finally, one evening Huckle went out with me, meowed into the woods and Shzung meowed back.  I started in with my sweet voice and low and behold, she came up to me!  Shzung has always been described as a "snot rag" by my husband and this just proved his point.  She purred, rubbed on my leg, climbed into my lap and acted as if nothing happened!!  I couldn't even be angry at her for deserting us!  Then, I was trapped in a dilemma.  Do I grab her and head to the house, or do I let her move at her own pace?  I didn't want to have her get mad at me and take off but I didn't want to miss my opportunity.  After deliberating for 10 minutes, a while petting the cat, I went for the grab and run.  Luckily, the dog, her nemesis, was no where near and I was able to safely stow Shzung in the laundry room.  My daughter was overjoyed!  We decided to let her and the other cats roam around the bottom level of the house and strictly monitor the dog while everyone adjusted.  That actually worked pretty well and the cats were then integrated into the rest of the house.  Shzung promptly decided it was a good idea to pee in my daughter's room.  Bad plan!!  Cats should stay downstairs!  Still a bad plan!!  My husband has a sleep disorder (Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, actually we all have it but I will write about that later.  Go here for more information), so he sleeps downstairs sometimes.  The cats keep him awake.  Okay, now that we know the cats will come back, they can go outside.  No!  The scratch and whine at the door and keep Hugh awake.  They can have a kitty door and go in and out.  No!  They bring mice in the house and they really keep him awake.  Please read his account here. So, now he is attempting to "train" the cats to leave him alone.  He has had some success with this and figures that in comparison to the issues that accompany mice, it's not so bad.  So, I thought we could go forth with all the family members back in the fold.  Alas, Huckle decided to go on a walk about and now she's been gone for a couple weeks.  I also realized that Three seems to have vacated the premises.  So, the saga continues.  My plans are for naught. We are now down to one cat who provides a constant reminder that "The best-laid plans of mice and (wo)men / Often go awry." (Quotation from "To a Mouse, on Turning Her Up in Her Nest with the Plough" by Robert Burns,  the addition of both genders by me!)

The Time I Threw a Live Mouse Off the Balcony a short story by Hugh (for Sunny, his beloved wife{not dead})

It was the late night or early morning of April 20th 2013, depending on how you look at it.  If you look at 4:00am as the early morning, please stop reading now.  The gap between our levels of understanding of the universe are so vast, you might as well be reading Japanese.  I awoke, or was awoken to, by a loud  clanging.  A loud clanging is an embarrassing and “so not original” way to begin a story such as this,   but I will remind you now and this one time only that every word I am currently typing AND every word you are currently reading is the God's honest, absolute and Almighty truth...

    The loud clanging turns out to be our least beloved cat, “3”.  Believe me, she has earned every ounce of effort we put into naming her.  Let me go back a moment here.  I promised the absolute truth and yet have already started with a small but important piece missing.  At first, upon being awoken, I suspected the clanging was our Chinchilla, Dr. Pepper T. Mouse (a name he/she has earned through gallant service and entertainment to the family).  I approach Dr. Mouse's cage (the irony of his/her last name only now becoming real to me) only to hear the loud clanging in the other room.  And now I have ruined the suspense, but there in the darkness I see 3 dragging our 6 foot floor heater across the carpet with her paw.  I, being the only sensible creature in the room, scold her and push her away, thinking that a heater is a very stupid thing to attack.  Rather than retreating, she leaps back toward the heater and begins to hop around and gyrate in agitated and vicious movements usually reserved to members of the fiercest South American tribes.  Then it hits me.  She's not attacking the heater at all...

    I lift the end of the heater a few feet in the air.  There is a small section at the end, where the wiring is housed, that just so happens to be impossible for a cat to infiltrate.  I imagine it is nice and warm in there.  I give it a shake and...  Something is alive in there.  I steel my nerves and head to the garage for supplies.  My initial plan is to remove the housing cover by unscrewing the single Phillips head screw to identify the intruder.  Wish I had given it more thought, but I am a man and we tend to think one step at a time.  This will hurt me later.  To be honest, my plan was probably as follows.  I open the things, the creature runs out and the cats pounce on it.  They do the dirty work, I do the clean-up and we never tell a soul.  Just giving each other knowing looks while we pass through the house for the rest of our lives.  “Mommy can never know.”

    So there I am turning the screw with two agitated felines twitching behind me.  Schzung has now joined the fray and while I don't have a lot of faith in 3's abilities in... ANYTHING, Schzung could most likely survive on the Moon.  But that's a different story.  I remove the housing cover only to discover a new problem that causes my original plan to fall to pieces.  The mouse is adorable.  All of a sudden, this has become a moral dilemma.  Not having time enough to explain the change of plans to the predators, Schzung pounces for the kill.  The world's cutest mouse scurries through a gauntlet of razor sharp paws and gnashing teeth until finally taking refuge behind a stack of books in our entertainment center.  Note to self: My cats are incapable hunters.  On the plus side, I did not have to witness the grizzly killing scene while quietly consoling myself with thoughts like, “well...  that's nature.  A brutal struggle for life.  Beautiful in it's way.”  Nature of course, did not remove screw from the cover housing.  I realize now, that if I hope to get any sleep tonight, I will be taking care of this problem myself.

    As the cats continue their pursuit I run to grab a pair of gloves.  If anyone is going to be getting this tiny creature out of our house, it is going to be me.  When I return to the scene the mouse makes a break for it.  The cats are useless, it has to be me.  I spring toward the fleeing mouse and moments later I am looking at its little tail in my right hand.  Now what?  I start toward the sliding glass door.  My first thought it to let it outside.  To release it back into its natural habitat.  But after a few steps, I pause.  This little thing has invaded my house.  It has put my family at risk with it's toxic feces.  Rabies, Hantha Virus...  Who knows what this little disease ridden filth mammal might be carrying.  I should just crush its little skull.  Just squeeze it in my hand with my world renowned grip strength.  No...  Too gruesome.  I don't have it in me.  Next plan.  I'll put it in a container.  Yes.  Keep it there overnight and ask Sunny what to do in the morning.  Edan will get to see a cute little mouse and then cry because she can't keep it as a pet...  No.  No good either.  My track record for keeping creatures in containers if spotty.  Remember what happened to the salamander?  And the frog escaped as well.  We would be back at square one.  I walking up the stairs now.  The container idea is denied.  So what then?  Flush it down the toilet, garbage disposal, suffocation?  I have to either kill it, or get it far enough away from the house that it won't easily return.

    Once again, my instinct to get this creature out of my house kicks in.  The front door?  Nowhere to put it.  It will scamper into the garage and be back in the house in an hour.  I'm not walking back downstairs.  If Kona catches wind of this, she will only further complicate the issue.  And then.  It hits me.  The balcony.  I fight through nagging doubts as I walk purposely, nurse-like, to the sliding glass door that opens on to the balcony.  With one motion I slide the door open with my left hand, rear back my right arm in a mighty recoil and let fly the mouse in a launch intended to reach the surface of the moon.s

    And then.  There was silence.  In the far distance I see the tiny silhouette under the moonlight as the rodent floats gently down the cliff.  I don't know what the terminal velocity of a mouse is.  But the fall looked VERY survivable to me.  So... Am I a mouse killer?  Or a mouse rescuer?  I'll leave it to you to decide.

A Love Story Through Food

In the last few years, my relationship with food has experienced several ups and downs. Previously, I had no problems. I liked food, it liked me. When I was pregnant with Aden, I couldn't eat anything for three months because I had constant nausea and vomiting as the result of Hyperemesis Gravidarum (HG, please see http://www.helpher.org/, for details beyond "I puked constantly").  Even water made me sick. I threw up everything. The only thing I could keep down sometimes was Chicken Noodle Soup or Chicken Rice Soup. Hugh spent a lot of time holding my hair and cleaning up. He also spent a lot of time searching for and eventually procuring liquids that I could tolerate (vitamin water: green tea and some other orange thing only). I threw up so much soup I will never eat it again, I feel nauseated going down the soup aisle in the grocery store and I only recently allowed Hugh to eat soup, as long as I don't see or smell it. This was horribly depressing. Once enough medication got into my system I could hold food down but only certain things. So for approximately one month all I ate was tomato soup, 1 dill pickle and tuna sandwiches. Then, without warning the thought of that made me sick so I would switch. This was also depressing but was a vast improvement. Hugh spent a lot of time procuring and fixing the few items I could eat. By the end of the pregnancy I could eat mostly normal as long as I took my medication and didn't over extend myself. I was so happy when Aden was born because I thought I would be able to eat normal. Wrong! Aden proved to be sensitive to the food proteins in my breast milk. So, I had to cut out all allergen producing foods to clear our systems and then add things back gradually. This was also depressing. Again, Hugh spent a lot of time procuring and preparing food that I could eat. I don't remember much but Hugh says there was a lot of crying. I do remember eating a lot of rice and pears. Then, when Aden was almost one, it all went to hell again. This time the culprit was food allergies rather than reproduction. I ate zucchini bread and corn chips on Christmas Eve. That night I stayed up with hives, asthma, stomach cramps and general gastro-intestinal "distress" (if you get what I mean). I had no idea what hit me because last I knew I was only allergic to honey and dairy products. So, I took me to an allergy doctor. Surprise! I am now allergic to corn, zucchini, summer squash, peanuts, honey & dairy. Okay, easy enough to avoid. Who really eats zucchini anyhow? I was a little sad about the loss of peanut butter. But, little did I know! After repeated exposure to certain foods, my allergy list has drastically expanded. This was also depressing. And it really jacks your work day to stay up the night before dealing with an allergic reaction. So, I get me to an allergy doctor again. We retested in 2009 and 2010.  The new and improved food list ended up being quite extensive.  I kinda lost track around 15 different foods.  I read EVERY ingredient on EVERY food label to identify "safe" foods. These allergies have changed depending on my seasonal allergies and what I had been eating too much of.  What has remained the same is that I can't eat anything with corn in it. Including high fructose corn syrup, which is in EVERYTHING. (Go check your cupboard. You will be shocked.) At one point I was not eating any corn products, wheat products, sugar, caffeine, dairy (including butter and eggs, which I always had before), summer squash, zucchini, peas, green beans, soy, carrots, honey, peanuts, walnuts, hazel nuts, almonds, white potatoes, and I can't remember what else.  There might be more but I don't want to get up and dig through my files.  You get the picture anyhow, it was lousy and difficult and depressing.  But not as depressing as it might have been because I learned to adapt and I had my secret weapon. Hugh.  He kept right on procuring and preparing food I can eat.We experimented madly. We have actually come up with some good stuff and found other good stuff on the internet. I really missed bread and he developed a recipe! And other than the obvious difficulties with food over the past few years, the major theme behind this food saga is a love story. No matter what happened, no matter what he needed to do, no matter how awful it was, the man did not waver. This may not seem like a big deal, but every time he leaves the house to scour the town for some strange request, he is demonstrating his commitment to me and willingness to figure out the "worse" part of things so that even if it is not "better" we survive. Apple Butter at 11:15pm? Safeway, open until 12am. Ground buffalo at 9:24 pm? The Marketplace, open until 10Pm. Non-dairy egg substitute for baking? Amazon.com 24/7. No matter what my difficulty is, Hugh has unfailingly stepped up and walked with me.  Which, I think, is the foundation of a lasting relationship.  Yeah, communication is important, and you need to make sure you have time for physical intimacy and time away from the responsibilities of the world and all those things that are endlessly discussed in women's magazines.  But honestly, underneath all those things discussed in all those magazines, I believe the core piece is a deep, positive regard for your partner that leads you to do what needs to be done, whether it is finding apple butter or any other task a long-term relationship throws your way. 

You Can Never Plan These Things

Have you ever tried to make plans when it comes to cats?  I have and I don't recommend it.  Here is the sum total of cats and their accompanying plans...

 Camille

Louie

1) Louie and Camille- two sickly kittens I rescued from under my front porch.  Their mother was a mangy, starving stray and she somehow managed to give birth to two kittens.  I am physically unable to pass by an animal in need, so I caught the little buggers and fixed them up.  The plan was first to give them to a local rescue.  No dice.  All the rescues were full of kittens.  The supply is way beyond the demand for this particular product.  Okay, plan 2.  Take Camille, who was peeing on my furniture to the Humane Society.  Ah, no dice.  I got her into the building, completed the paperwork, returned to the car and began to cry hysterically.  The Humane Society could not guarantee that she would find a home and she might be put down.  My dear husband went back into the shelter and brought her back to the car.  We bought some expensive spray stuff that convinced her furniture was not a litter box.  Plan 3, try to find cats a new home.  Success!  An elderly couple wants both of them!  Wait, an elderly couple only wants Camille...  okay, Plan 4, find a home for Louie.  No dice.  We just kept him until this year when he went to what ever afterlife cats have.

2)  Shzung-  this cat literally walks in the (doggie) door and does not leave. I assumed, upon finding her on my kitchen counter one morning, that she was a confused kitty and set her outside.  She had a collar and looked healthy, she just needed to reorient and find her actual home.  That was a super simple plan, right?  Wrong!  She came back in doggie door that night, crawled into bed with us, parked it on my chest and stayed.  I put ads online, in the newspaper and put fliers around the neighborhood.  Surely someone was missing this sweet kitty, right?  Wrong!  No one claimed her!  I can't take her to the Humane Society and the rescues are always full (reference Camille and Louie, above).  So, we have a cat.  Actually, we have two cats because we still have Louie.  Please note, I never planned to have even a single cat!!

3) Shzung gets pregnant-  I, being a logical sort, made an appointment to have the pregnancy terminated and get her "fixed."  Sounds horrid I know, but we musn't forget the overabundance of cats.  My sweet husband, who also has never wanted a cat, doesn't "feel right" about my plan, so we have kittens!!  Yeah, three kittens!  Huckle, Three and Jamie, who were born in my bedroom (which, is a story in of itself, maybe I will share it later).  Jamie thought rugs were toilets, so she went to live with a family as an outdoor cat.  My daughter predicted Huckle's existence, so we had to keep her.  Truly, she told us when she was 4 years old "Shzung will have an orange and black and white kitten and I will name her 'Huckle.'"  You can't argue with foreknowledge.  But Huckle was the runt and kinda sickly, so we kept Three as a "back up cat," expecting Huckle wouldn't make it.  Huckle is now 12 pounds and larger than some dogs.  So, without planning to have even a single cat, I HAD FIVE.  They accumulate.

 Jamie, Three & Huckle

Huckle

Louie and Three

4)  Cats will be outdoor cats- oops no!  New management for the HOA, all animals must be inside or on leash.  Cats don't do leashes.

5) Okay, so we will wait patiently until we move and then the herd will be outdoor cats.  Nope!  We do move.  And into a place with 2.5 beautiful acres...  It's a cat's paradise.  No! It's not a cat's paradise!  Szhung ran away and then over the fenced portion of the yard (followed by our new dog.  That's another story, I will tell you later).  No problem, she will come back, she always came back when she sneaked out at our other house.  She hasn't come back...I am sad but cats come and cats go, right?  NO!  Not when your daughter is almost six.  She is sad.  My sweet husband tells her that Shzung went to a house with no dogs.  Alrighty then.  Our remaining cats like it outside and we figure the loss of Shzung was a fluke.  Then Huckle is gone for two days.  Yep, that's 48 hours.  Not cool.  I am heading outside to look for her again, expecting to come up empty handed.  When I open the door, she is there, standing on her hind legs with her paws on the front door.  "Meow," she says to me.  I have never been so relieved to see a cat in my life or any other animal for that matter.  Even more than a lot of humans.  Sigh... not cats outside ever!  The laundry room, which has space for crafting will now be devoted to litter boxes and cat supplies.  So much for Mom's craft room!  Plan has gone awry.  New plan is that small girl will not be sad because her cats disappear.

Why all this talk about cats, becoming a crazy cat lady and planning?  It is because you can never plan these things.  And by "these things,"  I mean anything that we encounter while on this Earth.  While we were living this cat saga, we were going up and down, back and forth, and generally all over the place with our other "plans."  Plans to buy a house, plans to pay off debt, plans make changes to our jobs.  Not a single one of those plans worked out.  We are in a new house and we are almost done paying off our debt, but not because of our specific plans.  We accomplished those things because we had a goal and identified what needed to happen right now to get closer to that goal.  We also, foolishly, tried to identify all the steps to completion of our goal.  Then we felt horrible when those steps did not take place.  When we thought we had a plan and every plan from that step did not materialize, it made us feel as though our plan would not happen at all and we would not reach our goals.  This is not true.  Just because one aspect of how you thought it would go, doesn't how you expected does not mean that the goal is unachievable.  It means that you must rethink the next step necessary to move closer to the goal.  When making grand plans, we lack all the information needed to have a detailed, step-by-step framework.  What I have learned is you only need to focus on what you are doing right now. You need to have a general game plan and some sense of the big picture, so you know what you are working towards but a detailed plan isn't going to cut it.  There are too many unknowns and too many surprises. Because living a life is a lot like having a cat.